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[oversea]

HELLO

"What do you want?"

GOODBYE

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[voring]

[PREENING.]

You can take 'em all!

[oversea]

I guess it makes sense that you can cook...

[ since he seems so preoccupied with food... ]

[voring]

It's because I'm a god! I can do anything and I'm great at it!

[THAT ISN'T WHAT HE MEANT but unfortunately this is true in that he naturally excels at most things...]

[oversea]

[ okay. that is not what he meant but okay. ]

Is that how godhood works?

[voring]

In my world, at least! I heard it's not that way in others. Sucks to be them, haha.

[Rip to the other gods who aren't just great at stuff automatically, couldn't be him!]

[oversea]

[ fucking help ]

Then, are there any gods who are better than the others?

[voring]

Yeah! Me!

[AN ANSWER THAT WILL SURELY SURPRISE NO ONE.]

I'm strong and fast and my name is the best out of all of ours!

[oversea]

What are the other names?

[ this seems like a biased answer for some reason. ]

[voring]

[FOR SOME REASON.]

Volov, Ahu'az, Alula... [Two more that have yet to be named....... The way he's saying this but not giving out his own actual name.] See? Mine's better!

[oversea]

I see...

[ ... ]

Ahu'az is kind of a good one.

[voring]

[Stares...]

It's not as good as mine.